What provisions do you have in place if it's discovered during the program that, yes, in fact, we are all living in The Matrix?

Sunglasses, full-length pleather coats, and spoon-bending skills for everybody!

We'll do our best to work in some bullet-dodging lessons throughout the program, too, so you can recreate everyone's favourite Neo scene.

BYO Propellerheads soundtrack, though.